Ultimate documentation : K meeting
Date: 30.10.2009
Venue: CSE Dept Seminar Hall
The meeting started the usual way..
Senthil occupied the podium..
Senthil : Iniku vanduirka anaivarkum one solanum..
Namba nelama romba mosama iruku..
(His first dialogue of almost every meet)
We have to have to think of some new idea guys…
To get juniors attracted to K..
We have to try something new…
Informal… fun sort… jolly stuff…
(The audience listening very seriously)
Senthil : Dey, namba yedavadu pananum da..
(The audience thinking still more seriously… )
Senthil (furiously) : If we don’t give ideas who else ll give,… If we don’t do it, who else will do…
(Nothing came as of now from anybody’s mouth…)
Now its time for the Attendance..
First target : Nithya
Senthil : Nithya, yen unga team la yaarum varale…?
(Nithya smilingly murmured: Nan vandade perusu…)
Nithya: Abhi came ila… Janet project… Ashok home ? ?, dinesh ??...missing….
Senthil : U shud only bring them..
Nithya : whizzzz…
Next target: Aswin
Senthil : Yen da team la yaarum varala…
No 1 hospitalised, no 2 project, no 3 project, no 4 project…
Senthil (Athana K team members ku Friday eve 6’0 clock project pana tan raasi pola): Seri ok… vidu… Neeya vudu vandiye… (Naan yedavudu soli next meet ku varama poita…)
(Audience: Ayyo team la yaarum varadathuku namba yenna da panradu…)
Iduku nadula namba kokki sir attendance ellam madikaama backside la oru meeting…
Abhi, Deepak and 2 more guys…. Serious discussion..
Vijitha : Anga yenna meeting nadakuthu…
Nithya : Vidu.. Senthil pesarthu ketu ketu pulichipoi oditanga… Let them discuss in peace..
Vigitha : Iduve oru camera la record panni youtube la potudlam… K meeting oda funny moments…J
Senthil (Once again furiously): Namba poster ku yedavudu supera idea yosikanum…
Oru poster ye campus la apdi oru buzz create pananum… Dey, nan solradu puriyudu da…
Audience : ?? Puriyudu… aana puriyale….
(Oru sample ku… Sila other coll symposium posters potanga….)
Senthil : Ida maadiri tan nambalum posters design pananum…
Unga kita irundu tan ideas expect panren…
(Audience in deep thought)
(Suddenly oru bulb blinked… Yaru nu paatha sesu… Veerama sesu board ku poi Onu draw pana…)
Guys: Dey.. Ida maadiri namba yengayo varanjome da…
Aama da… School la…
Kannadi… i=r
Yedo snail law la kuda varume….
Dey… Snail ila da… Snell…
Seri vidu…
Innovation = Recognition
Aha.. Yenna oru arumiyana sindanai…
The meeting at the back got dispersed and came running to see sesu’s art….
(Sesu finished his art… Audience really impressed… All applauded for his brave effort of thinking ideas)
(Sesu became a hero…)
Senthil : Ya.. This is what we need…
Ideas… New ideas…
Nithya : Let one of them take responsibility of posters…Then only they ll do it…
Abhi : Ya… This is the only way…there should be accountability.
Deepak : No… Everybody shud feel its their responsibility and do…
(Abhi and nithya : velanguchu po… Avan avanuku kudutha velaye seriya iruku…)
Senthil (to nithya) : Seri… Neeye oruthana appoint panu…
(Nithya : Yenna Maatividrathe ivanku polapa pochu… Oru pechu ku sonen pa..)
Conclusion for this debate: Finally, if somebody takes up the job, then only it can be accomplished…
Deepak realized…
First target: Aswin (Bcoz he was only sitting nearby)
Deepak (to aswin) : Dey, ne yeduthuko da…Pannu da…
Aswin (nodding very strongly): Ila ila… Mudiyathu mudiyathu…
(Pakathala okandadu periya vamba poche…)
Next target : Marketing team – Vasu
(All eyes towards him.. Obviously bcoz he was standing munilayil…)
Senthil : Marketing team la one must take up this job…
Vasu : Nan ila.. Yenna vitrunga…
Senthil (Mukiya arivipu…) : Yenna comedy na… Yella posters la kishore no iruku… Aana avanku call panna 20:1 ratio la tan attend panran…
(PM oda busy ya irupan pola..)
Senthil and also other guys in chorus (to vasu) : Avanku yenna da aachu…
Vasu (the victim) : ???
Same way, Ruban also…
Iduku naduvla oruthan kishore ku call try pana…
Tring tring…
Adhisayam… Dey, kishore line la irukan da..
Yellorum aachariyathil…
Vasu (astonished… Got the phone…) : Dey, kishore… Yepud ra iruke.. Un kural ketu yevlo naal aachu…
(The hall burst out of laughter…)
The call ended….
Ideas session:
Senthil : Ideas thanga…
(Lots of bulbs blinked, but many got fused out… Ideas buzzzz….
Then, one bright bulb blinked…)
QMS Velavan…
Velavan : We shall have a plastic tree in front of our canteen… With updates hanging down as leaves…
Students ll find tat attractive and ll be curious to know abt K…
Most of them around : Great idea…J
Senthil : Nice.. But check about the feasibility..
Deepak : Whizzz….
Velavan again : We can also hang boards or ads from classroom ceilings… This ll ensure persistence of K in classes and in minds always…
(Hey, this guy shud have been in the marketing team ya…)
Topic diverted…
Oru mukiya arivipu…Tomo there is an open call for juniors…
Varuvangla … maatangla…
Ask the marketing team…
All eyes towards Vasu…
Vasu (the victim) : Today I have put posters all around t college…
Most of them (Aachariyam) : Apdiya….??
Vasu : Pochu po…
(Ivangalke teriyale na juniors ku yepdi teriyum..)
Deepak : We must adopt some adhiradi marketing strategy… Like all of a sudden 150 posters around college… like that… Then only it ll create an impact and people ll know that something is happening…
Next ideas session started…
How to pull crowd for tomo’s open call…?
One by one ideas came…
Someone : TO DO nu potu 4:45 snh nu podalama…
Nithya : Tomo is going to be a turning point… at 445…
Senthil : Yen purinchika matringa… Ipdi lam iruka kudathu…
Informal la irukanum… jolly ya irukanum…
Vasu (Just expressing comments on each idea…) : Ah… hmm…
Abhi: Pch..
Vijitha (to Vasu) : Ochu bochu solravanga lam adutha idea solanum..
(uproar of laughter)
Rasul : K1ndly cOme….
(All still not satisfied…)
Aswin : Seri… Ida hostel la otalam nu solringa… Yepdi all hostels mudiyum….??
Vijitha : We shall stick it on every hostel door in the midnight…
They must see it fresh when they wake up in the morning…
Aswin (Apdina iniku sivarathri tan): U only 4 blocks, we have 10 blocks ilaya..
Vijitha : We only 4 gals, u 20 ilaya…
Aswin (Off…) : Nenga 4 na, nangalum finally 4 tan vela seivom…
Vijitha : Nengale ungala ye kurachi pesana…!!
Aswin (Yenna maatividrade polapa pochu… Seri da aswin.. Unaku sivarathri tan…)
Ideas yosanai thodarudu…
Senthil : WAITING 4 U @ 445 SNH
Others: Ida ida tan da nan yethirparthen… dey, kalakita da…
Ok da.. semma idea ila
Senthil : Supera informal ugh iruku…
Vijitha : I also support this…
Abhi, nithya : Yennakum ok tan…
After some serious thinking, vena…
Deepak (listening to this idea… couldn’t say anything… But said something to senthil secretly… Yenna…??):Dey, vena da… Idu nalla ila…
Senthil : Nothing to be thought wrong of it…
Deepak : I didn't think anything wrong da…
Senthil (desperately wanting to implement the idea) : This is semma crowd pulling da… Infact, I want it to be ‘I AM WAITING FOR U’. See Shaastra posters, all informal only..
Deepak: But adhu cool-a irundhudhu.. this...
Another idea blinked amidst this confusion…
ABCDEFGHIJ LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Come fill in the blank @ 445 snh…
Some of them : Semma idea da..
Vijitha : This is a good decent one…
Aswin : Ya… But the previous one…
Vasu (smilingly): Nanga idea… ha ha… u give idea, we only taking printout… Only tat job my job…
Vijitha (Inda scene ku matum korachal ila) : whizzz…
Polling started…
(Senthil sat with a lap in the middle and started typing ABCDEFG……
All surrounded him)
Senthil : Seri da… How many want WAITING 4 U…
(A few raised hands… actually many..)
Senthil : Dey Deepak (standing far) what do u want?
Deepak : Anything other than WAITING 4 U
Senthil : See, many are ok with it…
Deepak : No… (A few went to convince him)
But no… Its not fun,… Romba kevalama iruku da…
Mission failed…
So finally, ABCDEFG got approved…
Vijitha (to aswin) : When can u get the printouts…
Aswin : How many u ll need for gals hostel…
Vijitha and nithya (calculating) : 60 + 33 +90 +…. … Oru 300…
Aswin (Yenna vilayadranga… Boys hostel kuda ivlo yosiklaye..) : Ok… But I doubt to get them ready before 9….
Vijitha : No prob.. V ll get permission to come out after 9…
Aswin : What else ??
Vijitha : Cellotape… no gum ok…
Aswin : Gum ugh… yevlo..
Vijitha : Packet packeta theve padum…
Aswin (Apdila kadaikuma yenna) : Yeda maadiri…
Vijitha (very seriously): Maida maavu paste maadiri irukum ila… adu…
Aswin (maida va, paste ugh… arasi parupu vanga vachirvalo..) : ??
Vijitha and nithya (giving examples) : And roadside la posters lam otuvanga ila… Aduku use panraduthan.
Aswin (Ipo aduku yenga poradu) : Yenaku teriyale…
Vijitha (aswin mela paridaba patu) : Seri vidu… nanga pathukrom…
Aswin (hapada… mudiyale…) : ok then… mudinja varikum gum aachu vangarom…
This is how the K core after a huge battling came to a conclusion…
The time was well past 8…
Aswin and Vasu: Come on ra… Vandi ya yedu…
Porom… Printout yedukrom… Hostel la otrom… Jeyikrom… Vetri namake…
(K team members’ response needed for this documentation… It ll serve as an encouragement for further work)
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i could get the exact picture of wat happened wihout even bein there!! Vasu n kokki kalai ultimate :P
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ReplyDeleteP.S.: The fact that the phone got connected on the very first attempt for Laxmi bears testimony to the fact that luck never fails good people!!! :P
On a serious note though, i'd like to explain that I'm a person who spends nearly 55% of my every topup calling back for missed calls, having been addicted to the practice of keeping my mobile in silent mode :P
Am making serious efforts to get out of the habit and it is also a (maybe surprising) fact that I have not missed a single call about k! queries from other colleges.
great..
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